The Perfect Husband

[Gemini]

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen..
MAN: "Hello"

Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure..go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new LX 470 SUV. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

Woman: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950.000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900.000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly a pretty good price."

Woman: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!!!"

MAN: "bye! I love you, too". The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...

He smiles and asks:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to????"

 

[Simon Curran]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[OUMoose]

LOL!!!!

Good ending!

 

[BrandiJo]

oh nice

 

[Mark Weiser]

LOL!!! New Headline in the next day paper. Man attempts to tear down a cell phone tower.

 

[Sam]

*dies laughing*

 

[jfarnsworth]

:uhyeah: I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MA-Caver]

Hey, the guy who's phone that is, he'll be broke but his wife will be VERY happy. Isn't it the little things that count??

 

[The Kai]

Hey, the guy who's phone that is, he'll be broke but his wife will be VERY happy. Isn't it the little things that count??

HA,hahahahah-man that was a good one! Kinda like the ol' how can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasium?? Who really cares!!

 

[shesulsa]

That's a great joke!!!

Although, in my personal opinion, the perfect husband is a dead billionaire. :uhyeah:

 

[Shaolinwind]

LMAO :boing2:

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Gemini]

That's a great joke!!!

Although, in my personal opinion, the perfect husband is a dead billionaire. :uhyeah:

In that case, I have a perfect one I'm going to post for just you on Monday.

 

[arnisador]

Although, in my personal opinion, the perfect husband is a dead billionaire.

Ah, you've been reading Anna Nichole Smith's "Guide to a Happy and Rewarding Marriage" again, haven't you?