The Locker Room
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cell phone on a
bench rings. A man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall and I found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000.
Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I
saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000."
MAN: "For that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing...The house I wanted last year is back on the
market. They're only asking $750,000."
MAN: "Well, go ahead and make them an offer of $720,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye; I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.
Then the Man yells out loud, "Does anyone know who this cell phone belongs
to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cell phone on a
bench rings. A man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall and I found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000.
Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I
saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000."
MAN: "For that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing...The house I wanted last year is back on the
market. They're only asking $750,000."
MAN: "Well, go ahead and make them an offer of $720,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye; I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.
Then the Man yells out loud, "Does anyone know who this cell phone belongs
to?"
:rofl:
