The Next Dr. Suess?

[Ceicei]

I got the idea from this thread http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=587939#post587939 and figured we could have a lot of fun doing this. Most of us enjoy the creative stuff by Dr. Suess. What I am saying is find a line or a paragraph from any Dr. Suess book and change the words around to create a new line or paragraph to share with us. Now let the fun begin!

(No, they do not have to be martial arts related.)

- Ceicei

 

[OUMoose]

I will not read Dr. Seuess books, Ceicei.
I will not read them in a tree.
I will not read them under the sun.
I will not read them since they're not fun...


.....


*blinks*


damn...

 

[Ceicei]

Here's one (modified from Dr. Seuss' "Oh Say Can You Say?")

As he threw the ukes on his mat,
The greedy sensei said as he sat,
The more black and blue ukes are,
the keener senseis are
to throw these ukes times eight,
They're GREAT!"

 

[Ceicei]

I will not read Dr. Seuess books, Ceicei.
I will not read them in a tree.
I will not read them under the sun.
I will not read them since they're not fun...

Yep, you got it, and evidently you read them!!! :uhyeah: