The Mayans were right!

[K-man]

Be afraid, be very very afraid. I can't contact my friends in New Zealand and I fear the worst. Thousand of alien craft are in the skies above and millions of people are trying to flee our cities to take shelter in the forests. Our strict gun laws have come back to bite us on the bum as we haven't enough weapons to give our citizens a fighting chance. We just have people running round with sticks shouting "BANG" but it doesn't seem to be working. I'm ready though. I doubt that they've seen my Chi balls before so that is my surprise weapon.

Well, my friends, I must go to do my patriotic duty. Good luck against these invaders, hopefully we'll meet again in a new life starting tomorrow. :asian:

 

[Flying Crane]

It's still the 20th here in California. Hopefully the End will be polite enough to hold off in our neighborhood until we pass midnight.

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

Everyone knows this thing is a hoax, you cant possibly belieeuuggghhhhhhhhh

 

[Flying Crane]

Everyone knows this thing is a hoax, you cant possibly belieeuuggghhhhhhhhh

midnight?

 

[seasoned]

Resistance is futile..........

 

[arnisador]

I'm planning on getting drunk.

 

[Xue Sheng]

:hmm: It's 9:30 AM on the 21st in China....and none of my relatives or my wife's friends have called yet........... :anic:

 

[ballen0351]

:hmm: It's 9:30 AM on the 21st in China....and none of my relatives or my wife's friends have called yet........... :anic:

Sounds like your having a good day then

 

[Sukerkin]

I'm planning on getting drunk.

Hardly ever a bad plan :lol:.

 

[Cyriacus]

This just in from Aussie. Its raining, DURING THE SUMMER.

EDIT:
Update. It was actually my ambient noise generator playing my rain soundscape. I was getting worried for a second!

 

[Dirty Dog]

Keep in mind what time zone the Myans were in...

 

[Makalakumu]

Be afraid, be very very afraid. I can't contact my friends in New Zealand and I fear the worst. Thousand of alien craft are in the skies above and millions of people are trying to flee our cities to take shelter in the forests. Our strict gun laws have come back to bite us on the bum as we haven't enough weapons to give our citizens a fighting chance. We just have people running round with sticks shouting "BANG" but it doesn't seem to be working. I'm ready though. I doubt that they've seen my Chi balls before so that is my surprise weapon.

Well, my friends, I must go to do my patriotic duty. Good luck against these invaders, hopefully we'll meet again in a new life starting tomorrow. :asian:

Don't worry mate, the yanks have Chuck Norris. The Mayan Calender didn't account for that!

 

[arnisador]

Galactus sighting in NZ. Stay tuned for details.

 

[Cyriacus]

Keep in mind what time zone the Myans were in...

Maybe they were using stardates?

 

[Uncle]

Maybe they were using stardates?

Great then we just have to get Shatner to fight a rubber Gorn and they'll leave us all alone

 

[Cyriacus]

STARDATE 43847.1 - IF YOURE HEARING THIS TRANSMISSION, SEND HELP!

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY UNKNOWN FORCES. THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY A FEDERATION RUNABOUT AT 2300 HOURS!

I REPEAT...

 

[Xue Sheng]

That's not real...Godzilla ONLY attacks Japan


Still no word from China

 

[Cyriacus]

That's not real...Godzilla ONLY attacks Japan


Still no word from China

Theyre all hiding inside apocalypse balls.

 

[Makalakumu]

Theyre all hiding inside apocalypse balls.

Isn't that another euphemism for a Chuck Norris tea bagging?

 

[Cyriacus]

Isn't that another euphemism for a Chuck Norris tea bagging?

Incase you thought i was joking, http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sc...defend-against-apocalypse-20121214-2be24.html

Incase you knew i was serious, yes. Yes it is a euphmism for Chuck Norris tea bagging!