The man, the myth, the LEGEND!!! CN

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
 
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72.....and they are all poisonous.
 
Whats the big deal with Chuck Norris anyways? He's good but definitely not the best martial artist around. And also I thought this thread was about me for a moment (man, myth, and legend), :)
 
Whats the big deal with Chuck Norris anyways? He's good but definitely not the best martial artist around. And also I thought this thread was about me for a moment (man, myth, and legend), :)
Thats kind of the point...its a pun.
 
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