Ninjamom
2nd Black Belt
CONGRATULATIONS, EXILE!!!!!!!!
artyon: artyon: artyon: artyon:
Of course, your MT record for number of excellent posts might help explain this news article I found yesterday:
artyon: artyon: artyon: artyon:
Of course, your MT record for number of excellent posts might help explain this news article I found yesterday:
Internet Slow-Down Attributed to Excessive Use of Ninja Stars
Columbus, OH April 2007
AP Staff Reporters
Record Internet slow-dows were reported world-wide yesterday, as computer experts scrambled to deal with a newly emerging threat and get users back 'on line'. Labeled the 'Ninjer Deathstar Threat', the newest Internet scourge is more deadly than and unrelated to any previously identified virus, worm, or denial of service attack.
According to Dr. Phil Hardesty, Director of the California Polytechnic Institute's Center for Computing Excellence, researchers have identified an emerging threat from killer Ninjer Stars awarded on various message boards for posting excellence. Because they occur rarely, and never in large quantitites, such Ninjer Stars have never posed a serious risk to Internet users in the past. Yesterday, however, a rare occurence resulted when the Internet witnessed the birth of a new constellation of 6 Ninjer Stars. "Such an event is approximately as rare as a solar eclipse caused by Venus, or the odds of the Washington Nationals winning the World Series," said Hardesty.
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