Three wealthy friends were sitting at the local bar one night having their evening drink. One of them says," My wife has been so special lately that I bought her a really nice toy. It can do zero to sixty in six seconds flat."
" What is it", asks the second guy?
" A porsche."
"That is really nice. I got mine a even better toy and it goes zero to one hundred in six seconds flat." the second guy says.
The first guy asks,"Really? Wow, what is it?"
"A Lamborgini." replied the second guy.
The third guy just sits and shakes his head. "I got you both beat. I bought my wife a new toy the goes from zero to two hundred and fifty in less than a second."
The other two just sit , looking amazed and ask,"What did you get her?"
He said, "A scale."
" What is it", asks the second guy?
" A porsche."
"That is really nice. I got mine a even better toy and it goes zero to one hundred in six seconds flat." the second guy says.
The first guy asks,"Really? Wow, what is it?"
"A Lamborgini." replied the second guy.
The third guy just sits and shakes his head. "I got you both beat. I bought my wife a new toy the goes from zero to two hundred and fifty in less than a second."
The other two just sit , looking amazed and ask,"What did you get her?"
He said, "A scale."
by itself!
