A guy walks into a doctor's office, all beat to hell, and with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor asks what happened.
"Well, it was a nice day, so I decided to take the wife golfing. We got to the 5th hole, which runs alongside a cow pasture, and sure enough we shank our drives over the fence. We hopped the fence to look for our balls, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw a flash of white. I look over, and there's a cow with a golf ball stuck smack dab in the middle of her vagina. I lifted the cow's tail, and luckily the monogram on the ball was facing out. So, I turned to the wife and said, 'Hey honey, this looks like yours.' That's the last thing I remember."
