Some Things You Just Can't Explain

[Big Don]

One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar.
“What’s wrong, fella?” asked the bartender.
“Some things you just can’t explain.”
“Try me.”
“Okay. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the dumb cow knocked it down with her left leg, so I grabbed some string and ties her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow knocked it down with her right leg. So I grabbed some string and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it down with her tail. But this time I was out of string, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my pants fell down and my wife walked in.”
“You’re right,” said the bartender. “Some things you just can’t explain.”

 

[tellner]

A slightly different (and better IMO) one ends

"And Mister, if you can convince my wife I was going to milk that cow I'll buy a tractor from you."

 

[agemechanic03]

Haha, that's funny joke and trying to picture it makes the joke worse. It's also on another thread too.

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

:rofl: