Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
...ohwhatthehell ... old girl deserves to party ...
Off topic, kinda, short story
When I was a mechanic, just out of high school I was working on an old rodded (hot rod) out 1960 something dodge jacked up in back tinted black windows and a jet black paint job.
I got in the car to drive it in the shop and it REEKED of pot and the ask tray was FULL of old mostly used joints (like something out of a Cheech and Chong movie). I put it on the lift estimated the cost to fix it and went into the waiting room to talk to the owner. Much to my surprise there were 2 little old ladies (about mid 70ish) sitting there giggling like crazy at everything I said EVEN the cost of repair.... one was the owner and one was the passenger.