Do you have to yell BANG! BANG! BANG! before you shoot them?
Register Your Hands - Only 19.95!
- Thread starter ArmorOfGod
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PUL-LEESE!! Don't give the politicians any bright ideas..
I guess you're SOL if you live in Washington, DC or Puerto Rico...
I'll give 'em the benefit of the doubt on the rest of the world.
I'll give 'em the benefit of the doubt on the rest of the world.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
Hey can I register my hands as Freightliners? Because I HIT like a TRUCK 
:lol:
That site is sad and a bit funny too, I mean register your dangerous hands and join this elite group of martial artists... I am not sure whether to laugh or cry here.
:lol:That site is sad and a bit funny too, I mean register your dangerous hands and join this elite group of martial artists... I am not sure whether to laugh or cry here.
Hey can I register my hands as Freightliners?
Because I HIT like a TRUCK
That site is sad and a bit funny too.
Aren't they like chainsaws because of what they do to trees????
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
NO!!! :mst:
I leave them in splinters as if they were HIT by a TRUCK
And you are getting DANGEROUSLY close to insulting my family AND the Shaolin temple here :uhyeah:
FearlessFreep
Senior Master
Hey can I register my hands as Freightliners? Because I HIT like a TRUCK
That site is sad and a bit funny too, I mean register your dangerous hands and join this elite group of martial artists... I am not sure whether to laugh or cry here.
I know you said not like chain saws, but how about an Axe? I mean after an Axe is used on a tree it has splinters and also is in pieces.
No insult intended to your family of Arts.
Just playing along. 
Hardy har har, That site is some funny sh@#
I still ocasionally get asked this by people. I find it hard to NOT to laugh when someone says their Uncle or someone in their family is a black belt and had to "register" their hands and feet as deadly weapons. Come on, your hands? I can imagine your feet- especially if they stink...whew!..if you know what I mean :lfao:
I still ocasionally get asked this by people. I find it hard to NOT to laugh when someone says their Uncle or someone in their family is a black belt and had to "register" their hands and feet as deadly weapons. Come on, your hands? I can imagine your feet- especially if they stink...whew!..if you know what I mean :lfao:
Svart
Yellow Belt
thardey
Master Black Belt
Woo hoo! There's no one in Oregon who has "th3 d33dly" hands. That means I'm safe! No one can attack me! I shall rule the state! Hahahahah!
(Right? 'cause, you have to register if yur d33dly, right?)
(Right? 'cause, you have to register if yur d33dly, right?)
CoryKS
Senior Master
Umm, folks can we keep the language down to a minimum... yes, this is a ridiculous idea of registering our bodies and all of that and it's great fun to laugh at it all... but this is in the OPEN section of the forum and not in a more (age) restricted section. :asian:
let the laughter continue...
let the laughter continue...
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
I know you said not like chain saws, but how about an Axe? I mean after an Axe is used on a tree it has splinters and also is in pieces.
No insult intended to your family of Arts.
Well I could see were you might think that but due to my IMMENSE powers of QI :mst: my strikes are more like a truck than and axe
And I do not feel you are anywhere NEAR as close as Drac is to insulting my family and the Shaolin temple.
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Brian S
Purple Belt
It would be a good gift to your ma friends,lol.
How come I didn't see Frank Dux on there? Isn't he the deadliest of all?
(sarcasm)
How come I didn't see Frank Dux on there? Isn't he the deadliest of all?
(sarcasm)
Just illustrating the idiocy of yelling "Taser Taser Taser" and of requiring people to be tased before allowing them to carry a taser, you weren't required to be shot before being allowed to carry a firearm...
GuroJason
Yellow Belt
Why idiocy? I think warning someone to quit what he's doing before he gets tased is perfectly ok and good practice. Plus, if you get hit with a taser yourself then you might be less trigger happy with one because you know it's no fun to put give or take 4 million volts (I actually don't know how much voltage it is but I just wanted to make reference to the DEAD PARROT) through the human body. Do tasers have triggers? You know what I mean.
shihansmurf
Black Belt
At the risk of being crude I wonder if I could have another body part registered as a deadly weapon? I would have to make Mrs. Smurf sign a waiver.
If I were single I think that could be a great selling point at the bar.
"Well, Miss, I like you to but in all fairness I have to warn you...."
:wink1:
Mark
If I were single I think that could be a great selling point at the bar.
"Well, Miss, I like you to but in all fairness I have to warn you...."
:wink1:
Mark
Shame on you Brian... don't you know that ole' Frank is so deadly that he doesn't even bear mentioning? ....
Besides, he's probably the one running this whole gig from the shadows... I mean, the man HAS to have SOMETHING to build up his retirement doesn't he?
