"Rapture Notice"

[Bob Hubbard]

Some sources are of the opinion that the event known as "The Rapture" will occur on Saturday May 21st at 6pm.

Have no worries. All MartialTalk Network and SilverStar Network sites will continue to operate without interruption.

In the event you are in the pool of potential "Rapturees", we do ask however that you pay any outstanding invoices and renew any subscriptions prior to 5pm Saturday. Please also shut off any cell phones, metered internet accounts, and park your car by 5:50pm so as to avoid injuring those left behind or sticking them with huge access bills.

Heathens, Pagans, non-Christians, and IT techs don't appear to be at 'risk' of 'salvation'.

For everyone else, I am offering a limited time $149 house watch service. For this small 1 time fee, I'll arrange to have your house, car and pets taken care of until the End Times where you'll be reunited with them. Please pay in advance. No refunds.

Thanks.




*Disclaimer-No offense is intended.

 

[elder999]

"The rapture."

Most rescheduled event.............

ever!
:lfao:

 

[K-man]

To all of you leaving tomorrow ......

:wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

 

[oaktree]

Do you think I can use "it's the rapture." as an excuse to get out of work? :wink1:

 

[fangjian]

Hey, I always get yelled at for not respecting peoples' really dumb and irrational pseudoscientific beliefs.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

1 hour laft on this special.

 

[elder999]

1 hour laft on this special.

Dude, what about out here? It's only 8:30, after all.......:lfao:

 

[Bob Hubbard]

They've got until 5:50pm local time to get the payments in. After 6, the looting is scheduled,

 

[fangjian]

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=211118348922234

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Oh, and any one left behind, I'm having a post-Rapture special, 2 hour of boudoir in studio, with makeup and unlimited outfit changes, $199.95. Edited images on dvd with print rights.
15% discount if we went to high school or college together.

 

[elder999]

 

[elder999]

 

[seasoned]

Oh, and any one left behind, I'm having a post-Rapture special, 2 hour of boudoir in studio, with makeup and unlimited outfit changes, $199.95. Edited images on dvd with print rights.
15% discount if we went to high school or college together.

And, what if YOU are not around? Check payable to who???

 

[Bob Hubbard]

No worries there. I don't qualify for "Rapturing".
I even had a Rastafarian tell me I wouldn't get in even if I grew my hair out. Which is ok, because my hair refuses to assist anyway. LOL

So, checks payable to me.

 

[elder999]

 

[Carol]

Hmm...there might very well be a rapture tonight... :rofl:

 

[elder999]

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[elder999]

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[Carol]

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[elder999]

On the other hand...

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(any excuse for Johnny Cash)