“I never fart around my boyfriends,” Cecilia confessed. “But one day, studying in the library with my college boyfriend, I fell asleep. All of a sudden there was this loud sound — BAM! — I had woken myself up with a fart.”
This brings back a memory from 7th grade English class. It was very quiet in the classroom as we were reading and suddenly a classmate ripped a big ol' fart. The whole class turned and looked in astonishment, surprisingly no one laughed until the gas passing student said, "I just thought it was going to go 'bup.'" Then the whole class was laughing. Even the teacher couldn't help but laugh.