Osu!

[_Simon_]

I kind of miss OSU in a way. It was fun. Something that promoted bonding.

Osu!

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Oh, is that how you explain those photos? I'm not buying it

My apologies, I'm Welsh and I wanted to take this one opportunity for ME to make a sheep joke about SOMEBODY ELSE

He is all talk. Still haven’t seen the mars bar trick.

 

[Gyakuto]

I’ve had a thought; Do styles of martial arts that say ‘OOOSS’ quite a lot, also sit it in a wide-legged seiza position (that is, knees more than two fists apart) at the start and end of their classes?

 

[Gyakuto]

He is all talk. Still haven’t seen the mars bar trick.

The corner of my Mars bar is hovering over your ‘ignore’ button

 

[O'Malley]

He is all talk. Still haven’t seen the mars bar trick.

This reminds me of an old story about a doctor who cured people from tapeworm infection using green peas and a mars bar. It goes like this:

A guy goes to the doctor's because he's feeling unwell. After a few tests, the diagnosis is evident: he's got tapeworms.

Turns out that the patient cannot take any vermifuge because of his allergies: that could kill him. So, the doctor invents a special protocol to expel the worm.

The doctor takes a can of green peas and a Mars bar. He asks the patient to remove his pants and underwear, then to turn around and bend over. The doctor then starts inserting about two dozens green peas, one by one, into the patient's rectum. He then inserts the Mars bar and says "come back tomorrow".

The next day, the scene repeats itself: take a can of green peas and a Mars bar. Remove pants and underwear. Turn around and bend over. Doc inserts two dozens peas into the guy's butt, then the Mars bar.

After a week of that special treatment, the patient starts voicing his doubts to the doctor as to the effectiveness of the protocol. The doctor says "don't worry, it'll be over soon".

The doctor then takes out a can of green peas and a hammer. The patient, now terrorized at what's going to happen, hesitantly removes his clothes and bends over.

The doctor inserts the green peas into the guy's butt, one by one. Once he's done, he waits. And waits.

After a few minutes, the tapeworm comes out and says in an angry voice "hey you forgot my Mars bar!".

And the doctor bonks it with the hammer.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

The corner of my Mars bar is hovering over your ‘ignore’ button

Is it all melted?

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

The corner of my Mars bar is hovering over your ‘ignore’ button

Don’t blame me, you are the one boasting about sword swallowing family size mars bars.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

This reminds me of an old story about a doctor who cured people from tapeworm infection using green peas and a mars bar. It goes like this:

A guy goes to the doctor's because he's feeling unwell. After a few tests, the diagnosis is evident: he's got tapeworms.

Turns out that the patient cannot take any vermifuge because of his allergies: that could kill him. So, the doctor invents a special protocol to expel the worm.

The doctor takes a can of green peas and a Mars bar. He asks the patient to remove his pants and underwear, then to turn around and bend over. The doctor then starts inserting about two dozens green peas, one by one, into the patient's rectum. He then inserts the Mars bar and says "come back tomorrow".

The next day, the scene repeats itself: take a can of green peas and a Mars bar. Remove pants and underwear. Turn around and bend over. Doc inserts two dozens peas into the guy's butt, then the Mars bar.

After a week of that special treatment, the patient starts voicing his doubts to the doctor as to the effectiveness of the protocol. The doctor says "don't worry, it'll be over soon".

The doctor then takes out a can of green peas and a hammer. The patient, now terrorized at what's going to happen, hesitantly removes his clothes and bends over.

The doctor inserts the green peas into the guy's butt, one by one. Once he's done, he waits. And waits.

After a few minutes, the tapeworm comes out and says in an angry voice "hey you forgot my Mars bar!".

And the doctor bonks it with the hammer.

British doctor?

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

I’ve had a thought; Do styles of martial arts that say ‘OOOSS’ quite a lot, also sit it in a wide-legged seiza position (that is, knees more than two fists apart) at the start and end of their classes?

Is this where the peas come in?

 

[Gyakuto]

Is it all melted?

My Mars bar is always firm and well-formed

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

My Mars bar is always firm and well-formed

It’s a candy, not a , for goodness sake man.

 

[Gyakuto]

It’s a candy, not a , for goodness sake man.

I have no problem with that since I always pray to the goddess of the Rome’s main sewer and toilets when sitting comfortably:

Oh Cloacina, goddess of this place,
Look upon thy supplicants with a smiling face,
Soft and yet cohesive let their offerings flow,
Neither rashly swift, nor insolently slow!