One arrested in snack attack; assault by Cheetos

[morph4me]

Personally, I prefer the pringles can to a cheeto's bag, much more accurate and superior stopping power .

 

[CoryKS]

Personally, I prefer the pringles can to a cheeto's bag, much more accurate and superior stopping power .

I disagree. Pringle's advertising very clearly states that "once you pop, you can't stop."

 

[thardey]

I wonder if you could still get a concealed snack permit?

 

[grydth]

And the elite police unit tasked with snack food crime - many years ago had a show about it starring Erik Estrada......

 

[Sukerkin]

:lol: - very subtle, Grydth . Kudos for that and earlier contributions to this thread . A definite challenger for pun-and-double-entendre candidateship ROFL.

 

[Big Don]

You don't see that very often, a pun without even using the words...

 

[Kreth]

I can see it now... arrests being made at Sam's Clubs all over the country for people buying those bulk snack packs, in clear violation of anti snack trafficking laws.
An earlier comment in this thread reminded me of a joke:
A guy went to see his doctor, complaining that his penis had turned orange. The doc proceeded with an exam, and sure enough it had. The doc could come up with no medical reason for the strange color, so he called in a psychiatrist to look for a psychomatic cause.
"So how is your professional life?" asked the shrink.
"Well, I just lost my job about a month ago," replied the patient.
"I'm sorry to hear that," said the shrink, "How about your love life?"
The patient sighed, and said, "Well, my wife left me when I got fired."
Thinking he was on to something, the shrink asked, "So things are pretty tough for you. What do you do with your time these days?"
The patient shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well mostly I just watch porn and eat Cheetos..."