oh my god... omigod omigod omigod

I have three dogs - named nacho, derek, and danny. They're all sleeping on my bed right now, where they arnt allowed. garanteed.
 
I gained custody of two cats in my divorce. "Adam" and his sister called "the ants". Kidding Tigger and bella (my x named them)
 
lets see, 23yr old guy, girl side stepping the question and her being embarssed odds are he was ... plus all the guys that are in the libray on my campus are .....
 
You old farts go play bingo, this old fart is going back to the casino boat for some roulette. Im on a hot streak.

Samantha... one time I did almost that same thing, only I bopped a girl in the head.
 
I nearly flipped a guy friend of mine, because he snuck up on me while at work. Unfortunately, he was old quite old!
 
bignick said:
I do it all the time...long arms, like to stretch...

I did an arm stretch at work while waiting for my tea water to warm in the microwave and hit a female coworker in a private place. Embarassment. She graciously accepted my apology... after slapping me.
 
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