New Rank Farm

[terryl965]

Who do I make the check out to, or do you perfer money orders...

No check or money orders only cash, you can send that by western union in care of Terryl965 thank you very much.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Hell, I'll rank you for $250, $200 for MT members. :lol:

Jeff can I be a 3 and 1/3 belt rank? I always liked that for some reason.

 

[Kreth]

Who do I make the check out to, or do you perfer money orders...

I take PayPal.

Jeff can I be a 3 and 1/3 belt rank? I always liked that for some reason.

Tell you what, Rich. I have a Halloween special. 33 1/3 Dan for just $999.95. :lol:

 

[Xue Sheng]

I take PayPal.


Tell you what, Rich. I have a Halloween special. 33 1/3 Dan for just $999.95. :lol:

Do you do TCMA ranks... I'm talking a sash one of those like David Carradine wore on Kung fu (the original series)… oh and one of those silk outfits with the hand on the back.

Like this http://crazyabouttv.com/ImagesTwo/kungfu.jpg

 

[Tames D]

Hell, I'll rank you for $250, $200 for MT members. :lol:

I'm looking for high rank in Silat. I've never studied the art, will that be a problem? I've heard from a reliable source that you issue pretty certificates. :rofl:

 

[newGuy12]

Mr Kreth,

How does one book an appointment with you, to go out to visit you in the northeast to test for rank?

 

[Kreth]

Do you do TCMA ranks... I'm talking a sash one of those like David Carradine wore on Kung fu (the original series)… oh and one of those silk outfits with the hand on the back.

Like this http://crazyabouttv.com/ImagesTwo/kungfu.jpg

I don't handle uniforms. Your lack of style is all on you... :lol:

I'm looking for high rank in Silat. I've never studied the art, will that be a problem? I've heard from a reliable source that you issue pretty certificates. :rofl:

How does Supreme Guro sound? $750, and if you act fast, I'll throw in a Capoeira Maestre ranking. :uhyeah:

 

[Xue Sheng]

I don't handle uniforms. Your lack of style is all on you... :lol:

OK then how about just the sash and the title of Grand Master?

 

[tshadowchaser]

worst part of that email is I know a few folks that would pay the price and have the man award the rank to them at some public affair so they could strut around like a peacock.

now as for the ranking offered by a few of those already posting my monopoly money is in the mail I expect a pretty rank cert

 

[Drac]

Who do I make the check out to, or do you perfer money orders...

I take PayPal

So whats the email addey again..wwwafoolandhismoneysoonparted.com or is it wwwbogusdanrankstobolsterkrethsretirment.com

 

[Kreth]

OK then how about just the sash and the title of Grand Master?

For just $725.99, I will award you the impressive Translucent Sash.

So whats the email addey again..wwwafoolandhismoneysoonparted.com or is it wwwbogusdanrankstobolsterkrethsretirment.com

That would be [email protected] :lol:

 

[Drac]

Do you do TCMA ranks... I'm talking a sash one of those like David Carradine wore on Kung fu (the original series)… oh and one of those silk outfits with the hand on the back.

Don't you mean with a TREE on the back?????

Your lack of style is all on you... :lol: :uhyeah:

LOL....

 

[Xue Sheng]

For just $725.99, I will award you the impressive Translucent Sash.

:xtrmshock WOW THAT'S CHEAP!!!! Where do I send the check or money order?

Can I pay with Chinese money... it would seem soooo much more authentic then

Don't you mean with a TREE on the back?????

Nope palm....it is what you hit the trees with.... that is when you are not hitting them with your foot or forearm. :mst:

Don't MAKE me go the whole "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin temple." route again Drac :disgust:

 

[newGuy12]

:xtrmshockDon't MAKE me go the whole "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin temple." route again Drac :disgust:

uh-oh!

 

[stone_dragone]

Perhaps Bob could jump on the bandwagon and offer pretty pieces of rice paper along with our MT Ranks at the next Meet and Greet? Great fund raiser for supporters...

 

[Kreth]

:xtrmshock WOW THAT'S CHEAP!!!! Where do I send the check or money order?

Can I pay with Chinese money... it would seem soooo much more authentic then

See my reply to Drac above. USD only.

 

[Xue Sheng]

See my reply to Drac above. USD only.

Got it

[email protected]

 

[Gentle Fist]

I am going to apply for my 6th dan in bjj without having to roll with anyone. Maybe I can even get the title dragon-soke-wizard to go with it.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Ahh it’s just not worth it unless you can get lord high exalted grand imperial poobah....and..... dragon-soke-wizard

 

[grydth]

If they have a sale, I will buy you the title of He Who Could Never Be Ignored.