"Most Beautiful Bottom Contest"

Oh ... that wasn't something good to read right after dinner ... thanks a lot.

Yeah ... I'm looking at Mac N Cheese Hamburger Helper for the ... ah ... second time. Funny ... it still looks almost the same. :barf:
 
I'll see if I can get Susan to take a shot of mine soon as I find the thong.
NO!!!

The horror! The humanity!

If you need money for the servers, you don't need to resort to extortion like that! Beg, we'll pony up!
 
I'm not wearing one now......




hehehe "Warning, Mental Image WILL induce Vomiting!"
Crap...

An even worse mental image.

Thanks. I'll just be pouring Draino into my ears in hopes of scrubbing it from my mind now...
 
NO!!!

The horror! The humanity!

If you need money for the servers, you don't need to resort to extortion like that! Beg, we'll pony up!
Oh, ok. Lets see 20 new supporting memberships by monday, or I change my avatar to my hind end in a leopard print thong.

If we get 40 new SMs, I won't post the photoshop of Arni in a speedo either. :D
 
Oh, ok. Lets see 20 new supporting memberships by monday, or I change my avatar to my hind end in a leopard print thong.

If we get 40 new SMs, I won't post the photoshop of Arni in a speedo either. :D

Hey those shots of Arni are all mine.

The real ones anyway, not the photoshopped ones...
 
Warning...anyone with a fantasy regarding these women, please cease and desist...

I'm 32 and I've tapped said quality bottoms. I've even married one.

...I'll lose a left testicle for referring to her as a body part...

Yet, I feel this is important enough to risk it.

Yeah, these chicas are hot, but what's reality? They might be a ***** or they might be your soul mate. It's always a matter of decision.

You decide what you want.
 
Sucking up on the board doesn't help your chances, buddy. Unless she's a member, she's not going to see it.

And if April does compare to the women from Brazil and France, then...

...my comment was edited for purposes of general decency...

That doesn't change the fact that it's true. And yes, she does have a nicer butt.
 
That doesn't change the fact that it's true. And yes, she does have a nicer butt.

Hey, look, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I had a girl friend named April. She was hot...

...but she was also crazy.

It's really hard to separate the two. Hopefully, you don't find out...
 
Hey, look, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I had a girl friend named April. She was hot...

...but she was also crazy.

It's really hard to separate the two. Hopefully, you don't find out...

um.... ok.... My April is crazy in a good way. We've known each other for awhile.
 
Aprils don't seem to have the consistancy of name/personality that others do.
I've known 2 Aprils. One was thin, sane and rather librarian like, the other big loud, obnoxious and bull dykey.
 
Oh, ok. Lets see 20 new supporting memberships by monday, or I change my avatar to my hind end in a leopard print thong.

If we get 40 new SMs, I won't post the photoshop of Arni in a speedo either. :D
All, please understand. This is purely in self defense, and in keeping with the best practices in dealing with extortion. I take no responsibility for any mental suffering those who read further experience.

Bob -- I'll not only match your pictures of your backside... but counter with my own hairy backside.

Sans thong.


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:eek:verkill:

:D
 
I simply MUST make this thread a part of my appetite-control program.
 
Geo, if you become bulimic its going to worry the heck out of me...
 
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