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[Rich Parsons]

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies..."I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"

 

[rachel]

That's a good one!

 

[Elfan]

hehe nice

 

[cali_tkdbruin]

Hee, hee, hee. That's good...:lol: :lol:

 

[jfarnsworth]

Oh, tooo funny!!

 

[Mon Mon]

I don't get it

 

[Yari]

Are you talking about washing the dishes? Or mowing the lawn?
Or washing the car? Or making dinner? Or cleaning up?

Ohh, I hate these jokes that have multiple choises


/Yari

 

[D_Brady]

So rich did you go and see or what?


Just kiddin

 

[Jill666]

Thank you- my husband will love it.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by D_Brady
So rich did you go and see or what?


Just kiddin

Well. you know I thought I would, yet I figured I would wait a see.