Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
And sometimes the answer can be as simple as, "you want proof? Well given what a jerk you have been, satisfying you isn't on my list of priorities. So, no."
I couldn't find the emoticon who shrugs his shoulders, so this one will need to suffice.
I tend to like the "your request has not produced a desire in me to answer" kind of thing.... I do, by the way, feel your pain......