Little Johnny's Goldfish

MA-Caver

Sr. Grandmaster
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Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Even though he didn't much like the kid, he was interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing. He asked, "What are you up to there, Jonny?"

"My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied with a grin, "That's because he's still inside your damn cat."
 
God bless little johnny!
That kid has made me laugh for years and I hope he never grows up!!!
 
Bammx2 said:
God bless little johnny!
That kid has made me laugh for years and I hope he never grows up!!!
That's the beauty of the kid... as long as jokes are made up about him... he never will. :D
 

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