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Tom. Tom, Tom ... life is nothng without risk my friend. This is especially true where beautiful women are concerned.

You first ... I'll be along presently :D.


Life is also nothing without life :p. I'll pass thank you very much, unless invited by one of the ladies in question
 
I think that it should be understood that I would be happy to pat Lisa down, in fact I would consider it an honor to pat Lisa or any of the other ladies down, however, I have grown very fond of my limbs and enjoy the way the stay attached to my torso and function quite well, and I prefer to keep them that way. Bartender I'll have another.

Stop being a baby go ahead pat her down I dare you!!!!!!!!
 
If I wanted to risk my life for your entertainment I'd take up bullfighting, lion training, or bungee jumping, or something safe like that, thank you very much
 
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I think disguising myself as a tree and hanging around your house would be less risky than messing with those ladies :p

:lol:

I'm betting disguising yourself as a tree and hanging around my sifu's house would be less risky than messing with those ladies
 
*Swaggers out*

Lisa's been successfully patted down. Vodka ... up ... and keep it coming.
 
:lol: Indeed, that is one of the more understated euphamisms I've heard in a while :D
 
How could being munched on by Chew AFTER Lisa stomps the chicken soup outta you be called intrigued??????

No, that's called critical in most medical facilities, I'm intrigued about something else altogether, but to go into it any further would probably result in the same or a similar fate.
 
Thanks, it's all part of my strategy to make myself seem more intelligent than I actually am and not get my *** kicked in the process ;)
 
Thanks, it's all part of my strategy to make myself seem more intelligent than I actually am and not get my *** kicked in the process ;)

You to, I am on the verge of stupiity with a touch on dumb *** coming.
 
Here ya go...Still looking for the keys to the liquore cabinet....And NO I am not gonna pat Lisa down...
 
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