Tom. Tom, Tom ... life is nothng without risk my friend. This is especially true where beautiful women are concerned.
You first ... I'll be along presently.
Life is also nothing without life

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Tom. Tom, Tom ... life is nothng without risk my friend. This is especially true where beautiful women are concerned.
You first ... I'll be along presently.
I think that it should be understood that I would be happy to pat Lisa down, in fact I would consider it an honor to pat Lisa or any of the other ladies down, however, I have grown very fond of my limbs and enjoy the way the stay attached to my torso and function quite well, and I prefer to keep them that way. Bartender I'll have another.
Playing chicken with a train would be less risky I would think
I think disguising myself as a tree and hanging around your house would be less risky than messing with those ladies![]()
*Swaggers out*
Lisa's been successfully patted down. Vodka ... up ... and keep it coming.
I find myself both a little disappointed that I won't be the one patting her down and intrigued![]()
:lol: Indeed, that is one of the more understated euphamisms I've heard in a while![]()
How could being munched on by Chew AFTER Lisa stomps the chicken soup outta you be called intrigued??????
No, that's called critical in most medical facilities, I'm intrigued about something else altogether, but to go into it any further would probably result in the same or a similar fate.
Thanks, it's all part of my strategy to make myself seem more intelligent than I actually am and not get my *** kicked in the process![]()
You to, I am on the verge of stupiity with a touch on dumb *** coming.
Hey, you too??? I got that plus a touch of CRS...Well a severe case according to my wife...
The only cure is copious amounts of alcohol and good MA training...