Online person: They had a shovel in the (farm) truck! That is evidence they wanted to murder us (2 people)
internet snickers, as a farm is a place where animals poop, holes need digging, earth or similar material moved.....
2nd Online Person: I have a shovel, and after digging a hole for a small dead body (animal) by hand, I know I can't dig one deep enough for 2 people.
me, as online person 3 links Cornell University's pamphlet on composting dead farm animals, and follows up the concerns of Online person 2 that a small body might not create enough heat to compost, A Cornell suggested a manure pit, and B there once was a story on the news from Gary, In....2 dead people found in a manure pile .
After having read the official composting guide (and not the only one, I might add, just the one with funny illustrations) I called the obviously nefarious perpetrators beginners. (No, seriously! Had they just dumped the bodies in the pile, the evidence of their demise might have been long gone)
Apparently, the friends of Online Person 1 feared for their collective lives and flagged content.
I have been chuckling in disbelief since....
BTW, this is the story
The bodies were spotted Sunday morning on a horse farm in Gary, Ind.
www.nbcchicago.com