Myself and my closest friend here both turn seventy two weeks apart. So we figured we'd have a little dinner with our gals. Flew in some lobster tails from Mail, some New England clam chowdah and lobster bisque from Cape Cod. It was supposed to be here Friday by five p.m.
We're still waiting. It left MA on Thursday, Fed Ex first flew it to one of their centers in Tennessee. It was there for 12 hours. (maybe it took them to the zoo, or something) then it spent a day in Texas. And then a day in Honolulu. It's on Maui now, God knows when it will get here, or if it will be edible by that time.
Good old FedEx, you know, "When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight."
Sons O beeches.