Last Person #5

[CrazedChris]

Heat index of nearly 100, now it wants to rain, hello sauna. Ugh.
Also, I wonder how many guinea pigs it would take to mow my lawn?

 

[granfire]

Heat index of nearly 100, now it wants to rain, hello sauna. Ugh.
Also, I wonder how many guinea pigs it would take to mow my lawn?

Sauna is dry heat.....

 

[CrazedChris]

Never heard of a dry sauna. Had to look it up. I didn't know there are 2 forms of sauna...lol. 1 is a dry heat, the other is very steamy. I was referring to the steamy one.

 

[Steve]

Also makes no sense. If you want the best resource in the best place, then put him there and pay him to keep him happy so he would continue to work there, since he is the best for the job.

Not always possible in any organizationi, but in particular a large, government organization.

 

[Steve]

I was called in yesterday by command and asked to put in for Detectives Supervisor vacancy...which would mean I would have to cut my hair, stay clean shaven, and wear a suit everyday..........no I’m good.

Only thing I shave is my head . I would think twice about putting in for any job that would require me to shave my beard .

 

[granfire]

Never heard of a dry sauna. Had to look it up. I didn't know there are 2 forms of sauna...lol. 1 is a dry heat, the other is very steamy. I was referring to the steamy one.

well, the scandinavian one is by nature dry, even with the water poured over the rocks.

The other is the 'turkish steam bath'
yeah, you will be done quicker....

 

[AngryHobbit]

well, Monday as usual.
5 minutes in, I was using the F word,
then I had to get supplies, clean up after other people, not spawned by me, and Queeg had a mandatory meeting.
Discussing such important things like uniform tops, the colors there off, and how many we had, while her cherished second shift doesn't do the job they need to do.

time for a new job.
So I can tell Queeg to bite me.

Ah, we must have been using the F word in perfect unison - I knew I felt the disturbance in the force. Next time, we should try singing it and make a two-part harmony.

 

[granfire]

awe shucks.
Time to get ready for work again.

At least I am off tomorrow and Thursday.

 

[AngryHobbit]

So far, people haven't broken nearly as many things as they have yesterday. So far so good. Not sure how long it will last but I'll enjoy it while it does.

 

[CrazedChris]

 

[AngryHobbit]

 

[AngryHobbit]

A spouse who appreciates a nice bowl of borshch is to be appreciated.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Wwell my ears are stuffing up again and it is hard to hear....I must have come in contact with mud when I was out mowing the lawn

My ears were pretty stuffed up until I got some of the mud out. Still getting mud out today.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Can't decide if I need a hug, a large coffee, a shot of vodka, a couple weeks of sleep or a six month vacation twice a year.

Those aren't mutually exclusive, my friend.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Lol I am one of those people that would clean before the maid got here so she didn't think we were slobs.

We've done that, back when we could afford to have one in occasionally.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Testing the water, getting my feet a little wet. Not too bad for now.....

Sharks in that water, man. Guard your toes.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I wonder how many guinea pigs it would take to mow my lawn?

That is my favorite question of 2018, by a landslide.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

A spouse who appreciates a nice bowl of borshch is to be appreciated.

As is a spouse who provides surprise borshch (even if I still can't type that word without having to correct it twice).

 

[AngryHobbit]

As is a spouse who provides surprise borshch (even if I still can't type that word without having to correct it twice).

It's a multi-spelling word. Like tchochki.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Now I don't mean to make everyone envious of my day...but I'm going to the dentist now.....oh...and I have to buy vacuum cleaner bags too......Yes I know...you're all jealous now