Last Person #5

[AngryHobbit]

have you considered conversion to Mormonism?

Wouldn't work. I need this wife person for ME - from what I know of Mormonism, extra wives are intended only for husbands. Besides, don't Mormons kind of frown upon the whole dancing around naked at full moon thing? Because that would seriously curb my lifestyle.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Spend the morning with Hubby at the VA....
Stick a fork in me, I'm done!

That good, eh?

 

[Xue Sheng]

I can't believe such an adorable little structure could ever do anything bad to you. You must have been mean to it.

Sure, take the side of the Navajo sweat lodge

 

[Xue Sheng]

Did it seem to be at the time?

must have been,,,. why else would I have done such a thing...but then I don't remember much as to why the Navajo sweat lodge hit me in the head for no reason

 

[granfire]

All well?

Yeah, he had a couple appointments for assessment.
and the big city is a pain to get around at.
But they got a good parking garage, and shuttle service.

 

[granfire]

Wouldn't work. I need this wife person for ME - from what I know of Mormonism, extra wives are intended only for husbands. Besides, don't Mormons kind of frown upon the whole dancing around naked at full moon thing? Because that would seriously curb my lifestyle.

I think you are looking for extra husbands to do the work....
But who would want more than one?!!!

Make up your own religion, tell people it's the indigenous Ukrainian way....especially the dancing around naked by the moonlight.
(I was gonna start one with a friend, but we were gonna do a bonfire instead....)

 

[Xue Sheng]

I just fixed an issue with a PC that is 300 miles away using things here connecting to there that we never did before....I'm bloody brilliant...I deserve MORE dark chocolate

 

[Gerry Seymour]

must have been,,,. why else would I have done such a thing...but then I don't remember much as to why the Navajo sweat lodge hit me in the head for no reason

Hmm...your story seems to be drifting. You’re in the wrong thread for that.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I just fixed an issue with a PC that is 300 miles away using things here connecting to there that we never did before....I'm bloody brilliant...I deserve MORE dark chocolate

The sweat lodge helped.

 

[Steve]

Wouldn't work. I need this wife person for ME - from what I know of Mormonism, extra wives are intended only for husbands. Besides, don't Mormons kind of frown upon the whole dancing around naked at full moon thing? Because that would seriously curb my lifestyle.

I dont know if Gerry is game but you could find yourself a mistress . Or maybe the easy solution would be to hire a maid.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Hmm...your story seems to be drifting. You’re in the wrong thread for that.

Now don't YOU start with me too..... there is absolutely nothing drif....ummm....aaaa..what were we talking about

 

[Xue Sheng]

The sweat lodge helped.

It most certainly did not...or at least I don't think it did...besides...even if it did....well after hitting me in the head like it did...it does not DESERVE any credit

 

[AngryHobbit]

Sure, take the side of the Navajo sweat lodge

It's short and stocky - like me. Us - short and stocky things - must stick together. What with all of you - tall overgrown mutants - running around and banging your heads every which way.

 

[AngryHobbit]

I think you are looking for extra husbands to do the work....
But who would want more than one?!!!

Make up your own religion, tell people it's the indigenous Ukrainian way....especially the dancing around naked by the moonlight.
(I was gonna start one with a friend, but we were gonna do a bonfire instead....)

Bonfire works too. It wouldn't be that much of a stretch - the bit about indigenous Ukrainian way. My ancient ancestors, the Scythians, were pagans, and I am sure they did their fair share of dancing naked in the moonlight. Because - why wouldn't you?

 

[AngryHobbit]

Now don't YOU start with me too..... there is absolutely nothing drif....ummm....aaaa..what were we talking about

SQUIRREL!

 

[AngryHobbit]

I dont know if Gerry is game but you could find yourself a mistress . Or maybe the easy solution would be to hire a maid.

Or train the dogs.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Or train the dogs.

Good luck with that.

 

[donald1]

Besides, don't Mormons kind of frown upon the whole dancing around naked at full moon thing? Because that would seriously curb my lifestyle.

Only in public towards other people who do it of course.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Good luck with that.

I didn't really mean it. I just said that out of sheer desperation.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Only in public towards other people who do it of course.

I wouldn't want to shock anyone silly.