Anarax
Master Black Belt
I just found this guy, he's hilarious
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You dead, brother....
nice knowing you.....
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
Like I said, I am a vegetarian....just as long as I stay out of good Chinese restaurants.....I ate a tofu-posk disk today, at one of our few good Chinese restaurants, it was very good....but the acid reflux I am currently having is not so good
Meh, what's she going to do? Chew me off at the kneecaps?
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
That's what she usually says to that, too.you gotta sleep sometime.....nice knowing you
Sorry you had a bad weekend - hope Monday goes well.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
Good morning MT
AngryHobbit
Senior Master
You have to sleep sometime. And walking around with chewed-off kneecaps can be very uncomfortable. You think your knees are bad now - I can make them worse.
AngryHobbit
Senior Master
He is not short. He is 100% of a man in 80% of the packaging.Ok but why is he in uniform?
And I thought you were taller?
Ok but why is he in uniform?
And I thought you were taller?
Because when he's naked he has to clip the mike to something else. And you know how silly you look trying to talk into it, especially running.
I am. I'm sitting down.
AngryHobbit
Senior Master
I just sprayed my water all over the screen. Thought you should know.
Steve
Mostly Harmless
That's a horrible visual.
you guys crack me up.
Makes up for the Foxtrot moment at work:
The weekend was really rough. I am tired, sore, etc....this Friday, the state comission will come through, inspecting, all the good stuff.
The department director comes through, passes me in the hall with a big smile 'Oh, how was your weekend? you are here, must have been good!'
I am seriously wondering if that woman is smoking crack!
She sucks at the job, keeps others from doing their job, and yeah, kicks out applications from people who have been keeping the ship afloat....
I want her to fall on her face, but there are other people - who I incidently like - involved, so I deliver a stellar performance - like always.
Makes up for the Foxtrot moment at work:
The weekend was really rough. I am tired, sore, etc....this Friday, the state comission will come through, inspecting, all the good stuff.
The department director comes through, passes me in the hall with a big smile 'Oh, how was your weekend? you are here, must have been good!'
I am seriously wondering if that woman is smoking crack!
She sucks at the job, keeps others from doing their job, and yeah, kicks out applications from people who have been keeping the ship afloat....
I want her to fall on her face, but there are other people - who I incidently like - involved, so I deliver a stellar performance - like always.
AngryHobbit
Senior Master
Well done! You know, when I practice my stickwork, I imagine the striking bag has the face of my least favorite former manager. Or my least favorite former co-worker. It's very therapeutic. Works in POUND too.
Got home today to find out the motor on my water well pump has burnt out. Yay.
Guy comes in the morning to give me an estimate. So we are waterless til its replaced. Everyone had to go to the in laws to shower.
Guy comes in the morning to give me an estimate. So we are waterless til its replaced. Everyone had to go to the in laws to shower.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
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