Last Person #5

[AngryHobbit]

Microsoft BAH!!!!!!

If you have O365 Office 2916 on your PC you cannot install any part of the full blown office Pro version of software (Project for example)....... If you have a part of Office 2016 pro on your PC (Project for example)...O365 2016 will not install..... nice to see they are continuing their software racket ways

It's a feature. Just keep telling yourself that.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Anybody have a recommendation on which type of pliers I should use to extract my sciatic nerve the next time it keeps me up at 3AM?

I could just punch you in the head and you won't care.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Why oh why is it so difficult to get men into our zumba class and keep them there? Would it really be so terrible to spend 45 minutes a week in a room surrounded by beautiful women dancing provocatively?

Some people are concerned others would stare at them. There is no time to stare. If you don't know the steps, you are too busy watching the instructor. If you know the steps, you are too busy rocking it out. Nobody is watching anybody, nobody is judging, and the bigger your bum - the more you bring to the experience.

 

[CB Jones]

Why oh why is it so difficult to get men into our zumba class and keep them there? Would it really be so terrible to spend 45 minutes a week in a room surrounded by beautiful women dancing provocatively?

Some people are concerned others would stare at them. There is no time to stare. If you don't know the steps, you are too busy watching the instructor. If you know the steps, you are too busy rocking it out. Nobody is watching anybody, nobody is judging, and the bigger your bum - the more you bring to the experience.

Because Man Rule #112: Thou shalt not Zumba/Jazzercise/any other dance aerobics.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Because Man Rule #112: Thou shalt not Zumba/Jazzercise/any other dance aerobics.

Oh, I'm sure there have been some amendments to that. ;-) My step instructor who also teaches zumba is not only a man, but also a husband, a father of two, and a policeman. I've been to his classes many times - and no one was smitted by the gods of anti-zumba.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Oh, I'm sure there have been some amendments to that. ;-) My step instructor who also teaches zumba is not only a man, but also a husband, a father of two, and a policeman. I've been to his classes many times - and no one was smitted by the gods of anti-zumba.

Yeah, Curtis is also a freak of nature. A really lovable guy, on top of all that.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Yeah, Curtis is also a freak of nature. A really lovable guy, on top of all that.

There is that. I still don't know how he teaches zumba immediately after that ***-kicking step class on Mondays. We usually crawl out of there half-dead. And he has a baby at home - he is not sleeping. I shudder to think how much coffee he is on right now.

 

[CB Jones]

Oh, I'm sure there have been some amendments to that. ;-) My step instructor who also teaches zumba is not only a man, but also a husband, a father of two, and a policeman. I've been to his classes many times - and no one was smitted by the gods of anti-zumba.

You trying to get his Man Card revoked?

Remember, Snitches get stitches.

 

[AngryHobbit]

OMG, I did forget! I ain't ever answering the door again.

Well, wait a moment - maybe it's one of those vegetarian sharks from "Finding Nemo".

 

[AngryHobbit]

You trying to get his Man Card revoked?

Remember, Snitches get stitches.

Worse yet - we have a gentleman in the step class who is a former dancer. And he and Curtis do improvised two-step routines together in the middle of the class. It's real fun to watch - something to occupy yourself with while you are hoofing it through the 150th knee lift.

 

[CB Jones]

we have a gentleman in the step class who is a former dancer. And he and Curtis do improvised two-step routines together in the middle of the class.

And you have to ask why you cant get more men to sign up?

 

[AngryHobbit]

And you have to ask why you cant get more men to sign up?

Why? <batting eyelashes> Do they think they might not be able to keep up with a policeman and a former dancer (who is also a grandfather)?

 

[Gerry Seymour]

And you have to ask why you cant get more men to sign up?

Exactly!!

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Why? <batting eyelashes> Do they think they might not be able to keep up with a policeman and a former dancer (who is also a grandfather)?

No. We are certain of it.

 

[donald1]

Welcome to my world..

yes, and you should be careful xue. they read what you wrote about them and they are NOT happy. also be careful its a little known fact but sharks can in fact fly

 

[Dirty Dog]

You people are silly...

 

[donald1]

Because Man Rule #112: Thou shalt not Zumba/Jazzercise/any other dance aerobics.

amen to that

 

[drop bear]

Because Man Rule #112: Thou shalt not Zumba/Jazzercise/any other dance aerobics.

see if you trained capoeira. You would also have to learn the Samba.

 

[AngryHobbit]

No. We are certain of it.

Well, there is no danger of having to keep up with Curtis in Wednesday zumba class - it's all women. Surely you could keep up with a bunch of girls.

 

[Xue Sheng]

yes, and you should be careful xue. they read what you wrote about them and they are NOT happy. also be careful its a little known fact but sharks can in fact fly

I know...and it gets worse