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lonekimono
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hey Dennis why is that?
yours in kenpo
yours in kenpo
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RCastillo
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As Fraser Crane would say,"I'm listening!"
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Kirk
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Are there any other kind of I.K.K.O. members?
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Billy Lear
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Originally posted by KenpoTess
Well I don't think of him as being a sick man.. Definitely Twisted Billy.. Definitely twisted
'The Queen of Pain'
Elite I.K.K.O Member
Oh yeah... he's sick, I get to hear the non watered down, guys only version of his thought process... Sheesh... they have a cozy room waiting for him at Arkam Asylum. :rofl:
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Billy Lear
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KICK HIS *** TESS... HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE!:angel:
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Billy Lear
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Then let's get the rules straight before that happens...
1. I don't care if you leave the seat on the toilet up or down as long as you clean up if your aim was off.
2. I get the bottom bunk (heat rises, and I'm not going to be on the recieving end when we have gas attacks from the crappy food).
3. Nobody steals my food. (Even if it is crappy.)
4. Snoring is not allowed. Snore and DIE!!! (I would expect the same treatment from you).
5. Spit at the gaurds after you dip... I don't want that black crap all over the inside of the sink. (Besides they might decide to try and tune you up afterwards, we'll need the practice for if we ever get out).
6. If we attempt to break out... you get to poke your head out first. (I don't wanna find out about the snipers in the guard towers by getting shot first).
7. Nobody's underwear but mine will be left on my bunk. (Hygene is important to me.)
8. No bed wetting! (I know you don't have a bladder problem, but I'm just clarifying this because I'll be in the bottom bunk. See rule number 2.)
9. Food fights will happen at least once a week, unless it's Kwanza, in which case we will have a food fight every day (until Kwanza is over) to protest famine in Africa.
10. My *** is exit only! (I don't care how much you miss your wife, I will never look that good.)
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Rob_Broad
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Time to buy soap on a rope.:rofl:
First off, I almost never miss. Second, I outrank you, you clean the toilet.
Again, I outrank you, I choose which bunk. I choose the top one, but you will have to kneel down so my fat **** can step up.
That's ok, I'm on a diet.
I only sleep during daylight hours, so that is not an issue. Besides I am a light sleeper, you try and climb up in MY bed and we will have a problem.
I spit where and when I want. I have been known to sleep with my dip in, remember you are on the bottom bunk. If the guards come after me, I am putting you in their way.
Again, I outrank you, you go first. Besides, I think I heard they only use rubber bullets at Arkham, you should be able to dodge those.
Then why do you keep wearing them on your head?
If there is a leak in the hose that goes from bunk to the toilet, then that is your problem.
How do you get food to fight? Are you talking about trying to teach the animals Kenpo? Or did you mean flinging food at people for no apparent reason? C'mon, every one knows jello is for snortin not throwin.
What you and your @$$ do is your business. You are 100% correct, you will never look as good as Tess, and what's more, I have already cut a deal that allows me spousal visits. That means thatI get to see my wife and you get to sniff empty Twinkie wrappers.
10. My *** is exit only! (I don't care how much you miss your wife, I will never look that good.)
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Billy Lear
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You're gunna try and pull rank on me... I'm looney remember? :rtfm:
Rob wants some soap on a rope... lets get some and beat him with it!
Rob wants some soap on a rope... lets get some and beat him with it!
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Rob_Broad
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You guys are both twisted little monkeys. I didn't want he soap on a rope for myself it was for you guys that way you never drop it. But since you have been rude to me after I tried to be nice I am gonna tell the warden to make sure the guards get the guy with the 11 inch fingers to do your cavity search after each visitor.
