Paul Keating, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask if its usable.
The devil tells them it is only for calling back to Earth. Putin then asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars. Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. The devil says " That'll be 6 million dollars,".... so Queen Elizabeth writes him a cheque.
Finally Paul Keating gets his turn and speaks for 4 hours. The devil tells him there would be no charge for his call and to feel free to call Australia anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil to explain why
Keating got to call Australia for free.
The devil smirked ...."Since Rudd became Prime Minister of Australia, the country has gone to hell, so it's only a local call...."
While there, they spy a red phone and ask if its usable.
The devil tells them it is only for calling back to Earth. Putin then asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars. Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. The devil says " That'll be 6 million dollars,".... so Queen Elizabeth writes him a cheque.
Finally Paul Keating gets his turn and speaks for 4 hours. The devil tells him there would be no charge for his call and to feel free to call Australia anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil to explain why
Keating got to call Australia for free.
The devil smirked ...."Since Rudd became Prime Minister of Australia, the country has gone to hell, so it's only a local call...."
