One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a Judo tournament. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Kano, Mifune, Kotani, Kimura and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the Devil, "but I have all the referees."
Theres more at http://judoinfo.com/humor6.htm
and http://judoinfo.com/humor.htm
Some of them are quite good.
