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KatGurl
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Originally posted by PAUL
I have 2 cats, so I found that to be pretty funny!
I've got 5. 6 if you include me
I've got 5. 6 if you include me
I have 4 too many.
Only at certain restaraunts are they a delicasy:rofl:
You got it.
It just made my nose burn....I prefer 7-up
Prince_Alarming
Master Black Belt
Prince_Alarming
Master Black Belt
Missing your loved ones? You just might have what it takes to be an imperial storm trooper
A: I love you!
B: I love me too.
B: I love me too.
Prince_Alarming
Master Black Belt
So a man walks along the road and sees a scruffy old dog sitting by a shop next to a sign saying "Talking dog, for sale £10", and sure enough the dog chimes in. "That's me" it says, sure enough and the man is a little confused and asks the dog why he's being sold. The dog explains how after walking the great wall of China, translating Dylan Thomas' 'under milk wood' into Chinese, he spent a while working for NASA, but after his published poetry went out of fashion and his project at NASA got axed, he fell on hard times, living with the guy who owned the shop, but the dog and he aren't getting on, so they figured it was best for us to part ways. Intrigued, the man goes into the shop and talks with the proprietor. He asks him why he's selling a talking dog for only £10. The shop owner leans in close so the other customers can't hear him and says
"He's a bloody liar. He never did any of those things"
"He's a bloody liar. He never did any of those things"
