Two old men bump into each other in supermarket having both lost their wives somewhere in the shop. One says to the other, "Perhaps we can help each other find them. What does ur wife look like?" "Well, letās see, she's 23, just under 6 foot tall, blonde with long legs, big boobs and wearing a figure-hugging red dress and high heels. What does your wife look like?" "Forget mine," he says, "let's look for yours"