Jokes, Witticisms and Insults

[Steve]

I’ve always like Oscar Wilde. Here’s another that seems apropos.

“I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an *** of yourself.” - Oscar Wilde

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

It hurts a bit that you didn’t use one of mine, but…I’ll get over it….

I'm sure it'll come up again. Next time I'll use yours. I promise

 

[Gyakuto]

I'm sure it'll come up again. Next time I'll use yours. I promise

Would you? Please?

 

[Gyakuto]

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar.

All three suffered concussions and sued.

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Indian man, a Pakistani man and a Chinese man are all standing at a bus stop….

What a wonderful example of a truly multicultural society

 

[tkdroamer]

What do you call someone inexperienced in the martial arts? A partial artist.

 

[Gyakuto]

What do you call someone inexperienced in the martial arts? A partial artist.

Very good

 

[Steve]

what do you call a woman who flies a plane?

Spoiler: Answer

a pilot, you sexist pig.

 

[Oily Dragon]

what do you call a woman who flies a plane?

Spoiler: Answer

a pilot, you sexist pig.

Watching GI Jane again today just because of this joke.

Well done, sir.