japan wants ninjas.

[drop bear]

Some company in japan has advertised for a ninja master.

I thought it was a bit funny. So here is the thread.

Japan Today

 

[Steve]

Dang it. I want that job so bad!!!!!

 

[Langenschwert]

Seems legit.

 

[WaterGal]

Huh, being a ninja master only pays ~$7/hour? I'm glad I went with Taekwondo!

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Some company in japan has advertised for a ninja master.

I thought it was a bit funny. So here is the thread.

Japan Today

Ashida Kim's financial problems are solved!

 

[drop bear]

Huh, being a ninja master only pays ~$7/hour? I'm glad I went with Taekwondo!

Yeah but you can claim shuriken on tax.

 

[Langenschwert]

How will they find said ninja master to pay him? Obviously, a real ninja can never be located reliably. A covert drop point perhaps? It's hard to pay someone when they're always throwing smoke bombs and blinding powder in your face and stuff.

 

[drop bear]

How will they find said ninja master to pay him? Obviously, a real ninja can never be located reliably. A covert drop point perhaps? It's hard to pay someone when they're always throwing smoke bombs and blinding powder in your face and stuff.

You just lock the money in a safe and guard it with disposable goons.

By morning the money is gone and everybody is dead.

 

[RTKDCMB]

I would suggest Dial a Ninja but they don't operate any more.

 

[McBryde Mats]

i called '@ninjas for hire', but they said i could only get a yellow belt for $7 an hour

 

[donald1]

I dont have a six pack but I look pretty bad*** in a ninja costume

I dont know how to use japanese swords but i do know crazy

I can be the not so lean killing machine!