_Simon_
Senior Master
Timing and distance control is key there.
Keep your distance first, they can't make a move on you without falling off the chair.
Then, being a kid they're easily distracted, so point behind them and say "look out!"
Use your timing to move in and commence the uppercut to coincide with them turning back to you to say "I didn't see anything".
Scenario training FTW.
Haha, very specific situation too! I'm sure the reality-based nuts will be all over that, adding it to their curriculum posthaste!
if they are standing on a chair........sweep the chair leg.
Haha but of course!