I dare you to find someone cooler!!

JadecloudAlchemist

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A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield, Ohio legally changed his name on his 30th birthday to Optimus Prime. It is now on his everything from his driver's license, to his military ID, to his uniform. He is shipping out to Iraq in the next few days to provide protection for airfields under combat.
 
Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov is def. the winner of this contest. Gimli!? can't go wrong with that. Optimus Prime is still bad *** though.
 
I just gotta trim the top, the rest is already in place.

MacG, with his 80s awesomeness, rocks the mullet quite well... but... I'm not going from ponytail to mullet. It's not a look for me, lol.

I can't believe he dropped Highlander just to fit it on his bank card... Come on... "There can be only ONE!" If you're gonna name yourself after your favorite movies... don't drop Highlander! For that reason, I've gotta vote for Optimus Prime. I mean, come on... he can transform!
 
There's this guy:
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But, I am old enough to remember Trout Fishing In America
 
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