How to win a fight against twenty children

[Big Don]

How to win a fight against twenty children

From Cracked.com
***WARNING!!! ADULT LANGUAGE AT LINK!!! WARNING!!!***

by Chris Bucholz
I’m not going to ask why you’re fighting twenty children. That’s your own business, although most reasons are as old as time itself:
1) They started it.
2) You flipped over the table while losing a Magic: The Gathering game, and damaged several rare cards.
3) They stole your woman.
4) You stole their woman.
5) You’ve had enough of their bull****.
Whether you’re a good man who was in the wrong place at the wrong time, or a dangerous maniac, we here at Cracked want to help. That’s why we’ve consulted with the experts (who did not wish to be named) on how to maximize your odds of winning a fight against twenty children. Follow these guidelines, and your opponents will wish they were never born 6 or 7 years ago.
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Hilarious

 

[Big Don]

Whether you’re a good man who was in the wrong place at the wrong time, or a dangerous maniac, we here at Cracked want to help.

Doesn't that just warm your heart? So few people these days want to help dangerous maniacs.

 

[Kreth]

Karate is one good choice - it was originally designed in the 1600’s for use by unarmed Japanese day care workers.

:roflmao:

 

[Big Don]

Somewhere there is a quiz about how many five year olds one could take (out) but, I'm too lazy to look for it.