good quotes!

[kid]

First you get the money,

Then you get the power,

Then you get the WOMEN! -Scarface-

i hope that one hasn't been posted yet i looked back quik and didn't see it.



Cause kid said so

 

[Sam]

hehe, no, it hasnt.

I think if I had money and power I wouldnt want guys. they'd ruin everything
(well, maybe just a couple boy-toys would be okay)

 

[Chronuss]

I think if I had money and power I wouldnt want guys. they'd ruin everything(well, maybe just a couple boy-toys would be okay)

hmm...maybe I will keep my turtleneck...

 

[Chronuss]

Jesus loves you....but then again, so does Barney.

 

[kid]

barneys purple dude.

 

[Sam]

lol!

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an ******* Post Edited to conform to MT's profanity filter"

 

[Chronuss]

No restraining order can stop my love!!

 

[Sam]

No restraining order can stop my love!!

oh, lord.....

 

[Chronuss]

Don't lead me to temptation...I can find it all by myself.

 

[Chronuss]

The world is running out of geniuses: Einstein died, Beethoven went deaf and I'm starting to have a migraine...

 

[kid]

uncross your eyes. genius's like us tend to forget that. and for my next quote

"the shnozzberrys taste like shnozzberrys"

 

[kid]

"Gods envy us, our mortality,

because everything is much more beautiful

when it could be the last time you see it."

 

[kid]

i'm sorry i forgt to say of whom i quoted. the shnozzberrys on whould be willy wonka an the chocolate factory and the later would be from the movie troy

 

[Cryozombie]

Saw this in Sin's Sig Line and It hit home:

"Sometimes you and the one you love simply aren't ment to be together, the trick is to know when its time to fight or when its time to part ways."

 

[Gin-Gin]

In honor of Ossie Davis, who passed away a week ago:

Elvis (Bruce Campbell): "No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man."
JFK (Ossie Davis): "They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!"
--Bubba Ho-tep

 

[Chronuss]

Officer, I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying.

 

[kid]

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.


Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

 

[Chronuss]

I'm not a tease! I'm just a reminder of what you can't have!

 

[Sarah]

I'm not a tease! I'm just a reminder of what you can't have!

Oh Lord...thats gooooood!!!!

 

[Chronuss]

it only takes one drink to get me drunk...problem is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.