good quotes!

[Sam]

the ever-evil staff of MT have insisted that I reduce my signature size. But, I cannot bear to let these wonderful quotes be deleted into nothing-ness, never to be seen or heard from again.

feel free to add your own favorite quotes

What's not attractive about a woman that can beat the crap out of you?

damn, I love a woman that can kick my ***.

My dojo is in a building primarily used for dance classes. We just dance a little differently

It all looks so easy and magical!

 

[Bob Hubbard]

We limit signatures to keep clutter down and thread readability up. Too many forums have people using entire novels or 6 gazillion pixel high graphics. Slows things down, and makes things hard to follow. Sometimes, the limit bugs me because I want to put in something 'cool' too, but those rules apply to everyone. I just rotate the cool stuff every so often to keep it fresh.

 

[MA-Caver]

I have lots of good/great/awesome quotes too but know that I should use only a couple at a time... so every once in a blue moon I'll change my quotations/sigs and be happy with that.

"Control, that's what separates us from the lower animals" ~ Glenn Bateman "The Stand" (he's a character not the author)

 

[Sam]

I never read the stand, is it good?

I personally like:

"You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on"

 

[MA-Caver]

I never read the stand, is it good?

Probably one of Stephen King's best.

 

[bignick]

try www.wikiquote.org for some great quotes...

 

[mj_lover]

http://www.coolquotescollection.com is also good

 

[Tgace]

"If only you knew the power of the dark side." -Darth Vader

 

[triwahine]

"If only you knew the power of the dark side." -Darth Vader

Tgace,

I thought I would see this in the Star Wars section. :jediduel: I do like the quote!!! :jedi1:

 

[Sam]

ruin all my fun why dont you?

I see how it is taco, posting a site with a bajillion quotes and then no one will ever post new quotes and this thread will die along with my siggy quotes

*cries in the corner*

 

[mj-hi-yah]

"If only you knew the power of the dark side." -Darth Vader

Or how about..."Your skills are no match for the power of the dark side!" :jedi1: :uhyeah:

 

[Bester]

I came here to do 2 things, chew gum and kick ***. Looks like I'm fresh out of gum.

- Roddy Piper

 

[Chronuss]

"You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on"

and you are drunk if you think if you let go of the grass you'll fall off of the Earth...

 

[Sam]

and you are drunk if you think if you let go of the grass you'll fall off of the Earth...

hahaha
chronuss stop being so quotable!

 

[FearlessFreep]

Correction:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***. And I'm all out of bubblegum. "

 

[shesulsa]

If we're going to ring the Star Wars bell, we just simply can't do it without the greatest line of all time from the powerful yet diminuitive Master Yoda:

"No! No 'try'! DO. Or do not. There is no 'try'."

 

[Tgace]

"All to easy."-Darth Vader

 

[Gin-Gin]

There are so many quotes I would like to post, but here are just a few:

"It's not one of those hippie schools, is it?" - From the film The Perfect Weapon rofl: )

"I count braver he who overcomes his desires than he who overcomes his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self." - Aristotle

"A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water." - Mae West

"As you wish." - From the film The Princess Bride

"To desire something does not mean to acquire it. To perspire for it makes accomplishment a reality."

"To hear is to doubt, to see is to be deceived, but to feel is to believe."

"One becomes great when he comes to the realization that what he knows is very little."

"Although belt color shows, it is no proof that you know."

Those are just a few of my all-time favorites. The last four came from the same gentleman who is quoted in yours & Mr. Billings' signatures, Samantha.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

"Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. " - Ric Flair

 

[Sam]

The last four came from the same gentleman who is quoted in yours & Mr. Billings' signatures, Samantha.

The infamous Ed Parker...
Nothing against EP but I'm personally a Tracy's girl... (well, actually I have a little something against EP, but not so much that I can't see the wisdom in some of his quotes...at least I can admit my shrotcommings, right?.................right?!?!)


as for this....
"A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water." - Mae West

:rofl::rofl::rofl: hehehehehehe