If you worked as a bouncer for any lenght of time you have a collection of great stories, some cannot be related here because of language and sexual content..Here is one that can be told:.
If you are a bouncer you face the chance of appearing in court because of your actions during an altercation..So I recieve a summons to appear in court and tell the clubs side of the story,and all the while the guy is making comments..Now comes the plaintiffs turn..The Judge says "Before you tell your side of the story I want to know why you just didn't leave when they asked you too?" The guy responds with a " Because no one tells me what to do"..."Oh really?" says the Judge ..He slams his gavel and says " Case dismissed"..
To which this POS yells "SMOKE YOU".The Baliffs escorted him from the court room..He was cited for contempt...
If you are a bouncer you face the chance of appearing in court because of your actions during an altercation..So I recieve a summons to appear in court and tell the clubs side of the story,and all the while the guy is making comments..Now comes the plaintiffs turn..The Judge says "Before you tell your side of the story I want to know why you just didn't leave when they asked you too?" The guy responds with a " Because no one tells me what to do"..."Oh really?" says the Judge ..He slams his gavel and says " Case dismissed"..
To which this POS yells "SMOKE YOU".The Baliffs escorted him from the court room..He was cited for contempt...
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