Game: Fortunately and Unfortunately

[MA-Caver]

Okay, I remember hearing this over the radio a long time ago in a teenager's bedroom far far away.
Basically the rules are; to come up with a person and then create his life using fortunately and unfortunate circumstances. One person types out something fortunate happening to our hero, the next person types out something unfortunate happening that cancels out the fortunate part, then next person types out something (different) a fortunate that cancels out the unfortunate and so on.
This is one where ya have to pay attention to the (last) post to see if the next (your) post will be a fortunate or unfortunate one.

Example.
John was going to catch a plane, fortunately he was going to make it on time.
Unfortunately the plane broke down
Fortunately the mechanics were able to repair it
Unfortunately they were inexperienced
Fortunately their supervisor wasn't.
Unfortunately he had the day off
Fortunately the plane was able to take off
Unfortunately it blew up in mid-air
Fortunately John was sitting in the back of the plane and was blown clear
Unfortunately he didnt' have a paracute
Fortunately he landed in a big soft haystack
Unfortunately the farmer left his pitchfork in there.

And so on...
We could do a martial art theme which would keep in relation to this forum and give us all something we can relate to... We'll make it a couple... Say their names are... Chuck and Cynthia :wink1:

Starting with the theme of: Chuck and Cynthia decided to study Martial Arts together!

Fortunately they found dozens of different MA schools to choose from.

 

[Kreth]

Fortunately they found dozens of different MA schools to choose from.

Unfortunately, most of them were taught by 20 year old ninja masters.

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Unfortunately, most of them were taught by 20 year old ninja masters.

Fortunately, there was a good jujitsu school right across the street.

 

[Kacey]

Unfortunately, it only accepts male students.

 

[bydand]

fortunately Cynthia was a Chuck before a trip to Sweden.

 

[Kreth]

fortunately Cynthia was a Chuck before a trip to Sweden.

Unfortunately, the implants gave her away.

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Unfortunately, the implants gave her away.

Fortunately, the implants were big enough to suspend rational thought in the head of the jujitsu instructor.

 

[Kreth]

Fortunately, the implants were big enough to suspend rational thought in the head of the jujitsu instructor.

Unfortunately, Chuck didn't appreciate anyone else staring at Cynthia's "assets."

 

[Ceicei]

Fortunately, the Jujitsu instructor was very appreciative of what she has and taught her his second style, FMA notably stick-fighting :whip:

 

[Kreth]

Fortunately, the Jujitsu instructor was very appreciative of what she has and taught her his second style, FMA notably stick-fighting :whip:

Unfortunately, this enraged Chuck, and he challenged the Jujitsu instructor to a kumite.

 

[Ceicei]

Unfortunately, this enraged Chuck, and he challenged the Jujitsu instructor to a kumite.

Fortunately, the Jujitsu instructor knew exactly what to do; he took Chuck to the ground with a shoulderhold.

 

[Kreth]

Fortunately, the Jujitsu instructor knew exactly what to do; he took Chuck to the ground with a shoulderhold.

Unfortunately, the takedown knocked Chuck's mask off, and he was revealed to be... Frank Dux!

 

[terryl965]

Fortunitelly Frank is the all time Kumite champ

 

[Kreth]

Fortunitelly Frank is the all time Kumite champ

Unfortunately, Frank's kumite experience has been proven to have occured only in his fantasies.

 

[King]

Unfortunately, Frank's kumite experience has been proven to have occured only in his fantasies.

Fortunately he has written a book and inspired a movie making monies off of it before being found out.

 

[OUMoose]

Fortunately he has written a book and inspired a movie making monies off of it before being found out.

Unfortunately, it had to be Van Damme starting in said movie.

 

[mrhnau]

Unfortunately, it had to be Van Damme starting in said movie.

fortunately he can do splits and incredibly high spinning kicks, which we all know is part of ninjutsu

 

[Kreth]

fortunately he can do splits and incredibly high spinning kicks, which we all know is part of ninjutsu

Unfortunately, a few years later, he got his *** kicked after mouthing off to his own security guy, Chuck Zito.

 

[MA-Caver]

Fortunately Cynthia didn't have to put up with that crap at all and found a Kenpo instructor that rocked her world. :wink1:

 

[Ceicei]

Unfortunately, that left the Jujitsu instructor and Chuck/Frank out cold from Cynthia's life as she moved ahead with her kenpo instructor.