Fortune cookie quotes

[Bigshadow]

I got the last one at my bachelors party. I read it and people sprayed beer out their noses...

If it is any consolation, I nearly spewed coffee out of my nose...

 

[grydth]

My assistant got," Enjoy yourself while you can" while on lunch break at work..... figuring that because I practice Tai Chi, I must know about all that Chinese stuff, it wound up on my desk.

I looked hard at her, then at the paper.... feigning grave concern I announced that she had gotten, The Death Cookie and walked away sadly... Yes, it did work.

 

[Aikikitty]

I recently opened up the most humorous fortune I've ever had.

It said, "Your mouth may be moving, but no one is listening."

:roflmao:

Robyn

 

[thardey]

I got one once that included a "double" two fortunes in one cookie.

One read:

"You have the attention of someone from afar"

the other read

"Always behave as if someone is watching you"

We showed them to the waitress, who freaked out and insisted on bringing me another cookie.

"Someone you have not met is interested in you"