Has anyone mentioned impalement yet? Lube up a giant spike, put some kettlebells on their feet and drop them *** first on the point?
How about stripping them naked, covering them in honey, and staking them out in the desert for a few days next to a fire ant hill? That one's environmentally friendly.
Wait, I have it.
You put them in a large burlap sack, along with a pitbull, a viper and drop the whole thing in ice water.
Nah, PETA would complain about the puppy.
Well, there's always Scaphism.
How about stripping them naked, covering them in honey, and staking them out in the desert for a few days next to a fire ant hill? That one's environmentally friendly.
Wait, I have it.
You put them in a large burlap sack, along with a pitbull, a viper and drop the whole thing in ice water.
Nah, PETA would complain about the puppy.
Well, there's always Scaphism.