I thought you would find it funny. But we do have free health care even though you wait 2 days to get a band-aid. Don't ask about stitches, the wait is too long. You are better off to get a sild worm and do them yourself
We book a womans second Dr.s appointment the day she finds out she is pregnant, that way she gets to see the doctor just in time to deliver unless it is a wednesday, they have to have time to play golf!