Dr. Deneka and Mr. Chew

[Lisa]

What does Mrs Chew like to do for fun?

I am a beauty consultant for Mary Kay cosmetics.

What is your temper like? Are you calm and mild mannered or do you have a short fuse?

Oh, I am a sweetheart.

What does Mrs. Chew do to people that annoy her?

I don't know you would have to ask them. Can you find any? Didn't think so...

What type of MA skills, if any does Mrs. Chew have?

Oh I specialize in Exile fu and Xue Sheng Ryu... :jediduel:

 

[Lisa]

I'm gonna have nightmares...

Her beauty does that to all men, for they can't have her.

 

[exile]

The new Chew for April.

Meet Mrs. Chew...

Mrs. "franca" Chew!

Those fangs... look very familiar... now where have I seen them before... like, a little too close-up...??

Wait a second... it's coming to me...

 

[Kreth]

and one may find that recipe in Kreth's Korner when exactly?

I'll do you one better. The original has bleu cheese, but feta has a mellower taste.

 

[Xue Sheng]

The new Chew for April.

Meet Mrs. Chew...

Mrs. "franca" Chew!

Um Lisa

How do I put this delicatly?

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Are you absolutely sure Mr. Chew is not a cross dresser?

 

[Lisa]

Um Lisa

How do I put this delicatly?

aaaaaaa

Are you absolutely sure Mr. Chew is not a cross dresser?

Would you like me to tell him you asked that?

 

[Drac]

I'm gonna have nightmares...

Her beauty does that to all men, for they can't have her.

The nightmare will would be of me HAVING her/it...

 

[terryl965]

Man Mr Chew is properlar, I want to be her friend too!!!!!!

 

[exile]

I just noticed the... the blue eyeliner... wonder how I missed it on the first viewing? Probably got distracted by the bolts... but whatever the reason, it's very blue... or something like blue, and sort of glowing...

...it's not radioactive by any chance, is it? :uhohh:

 

[Kacey]

I just noticed the... the blue eyeliner... wonder how I missed it on the first viewing? Probably got distracted by the bolts... but whatever the reason, it's very blue... or something like blue, and sort of glowing...

...it's not radioactive by any chance, is it? :uhohh:

I just figured that Franca was getting her makeup, and makeup tips, from the same store as Tammy Faye Baker!

 

[exile]

I just figured that Franca was getting her makeup, and makeup tips, from the same store as Tammy Faye Baker!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Rep for that, Kacey, as soon as you've cycled off my current list!!

 

[bluemtn]

Ya know, Franca does look like Tammy Faye... I wonder if there's a reason for that....

 

[Xue Sheng]

Would you like me to tell him you asked that?

Sure...what the heck...ask him, what difference could it make.... He or she, whatever the case may be, is already out ot get me anyway.

 

[Lisa]

Sure...what the heck...ask him, what difference could it make.... He or she, whatever the case may be, is already out ot get me anyway.

You say it like it is a bad thing :angel:

 

[Kacey]

You say it like it is a bad thing :angel:

It all depends on why Franca is out to get Xue! :lol:

 

[bluemtn]

So, now I have a question for Mrs. Chew...

Are you you as an individual, or are you just Mr. Chews alter- ego?

 

[Lisa]

So, now I have a question for Mrs. Chew...

Are you you as an individual, or are you just Mr. Chews alter- ego?

Oh dear.....

Why can't Mr. Chew find true love?

 

[exile]

It all depends on why Franca is out to get Xue! :lol:

It's very simple... Xue is (so far as Franca knows) primarily interested in destroying trees, right—based on his observed behavior (hit hit, kill kill)?

And Franca has other... um... uses for trees.

So Franca is out to get Xue as part of her need to keep trees available to her for, uh, those other uses.

Does this not make sense??

 

[Shaderon]

Makes perfect sense to me Exile

Mrs Franca Chew.... lovely name by the way, who IS your dentist honey? those teeth are perfectly white! And your hairdresser? Do you go to a pet parlour or is it one of those wondeful places where you can take a human along and get them done too? They are geniuses!

How are you finding it here? Is everyone being nice to you?

 

[Lisa]

Makes perfect sense to me Exile

Mrs Franca Chew.... lovely name by the way, who IS your dentist honey? those teeth are perfectly white! And your hairdresser? Do you go to a pet parlour or is it one of those wondeful places where you can take a human along and get them done too? They are geniuses!

How are you finding it here? Is everyone being nice to you?

I am blessed with naturaly white teeth, thank you for the compliment. The hair (along with makeup) I do myself, pretty good job, eh? Thank you for calling me a genius!

Define nice? I think they are scared. Have no idea why. :angel: