Dr. Deneka and Mr. Chew

[Ceicei]

we have those people that come here just to stir the pot.

...as long as whatever they're stirring in that pot is food for Chew!!!

 

[Lisa]

Like that will last long we know who the dominate personality really is

umm..huh? whatever do you mean? :angel:

...as long as whatever they're stirring in that pot is food for Chew!!!

Damn Straight! Trouble makers are nothing but Chew Food!

 

[shesulsa]

Same 20 questions for Ms. Lisa.

 

[Lisa]

Same 20 questions for Ms. Lisa.

I abstain to protect the innocent.

 

[shesulsa]

I abstain to protect the innocent.

:lfao:

Yah! Well! When you find someone around here who's innocent, you lemme know; in the meantime ... the 20, please.

 

[Lisa]

:lfao:

Yah! Well! When you find someone around here who's innocent, you lemme know; in the meantime ... the 20, please.

The 20 don't apply to me, for I have no paws, only two legs and I am not cute and ferocious. But I do think Elvis was an awesome MAist! :lfao:

Now, any more questions for Chew?

 

[morph4me]

I have one

Chew, can you convince Lisa to answer the same questions you did?

 

[Lisa]

I have one

Chew, can you convince Lisa to answer the same questions you did?

Nope. She can be really stubborn when she wants to.

 

[shesulsa]

All right, Doctor, I've modified the questions to suit you better.

Dr. Deneka, E.G. (Evil Genius) 20 questions:


1. How did you hear about MartialTalk.com?

2. How long have you been a member here?

3. How do you manage your transformation into Mr. Chew and does the gender transformation hurt?

4. What's it like being an illustrious staff member of MartialTalk.com?

5. Do you enjoy volunteering in general, or are you dedicated to a few causes and what would those be?

6. What's it like supervising a volunteer staff of such varietal styles?

7. Dr. Deneka, you appear cute yet vicious and there have been rumors as to your ferocity. What have you to say about this?

8. How does having Mr. Chew as another personality affect your martial arts training?

9. Describe your training regimine.

10. What's your favorite food?

11. How old are you?

12. Is there a Mr. Deneka?

13. There have been rumors about Tom Cruise trying to recruit you to scientology. Your response?

14. Have you ever thought about the space program?

15. I've read that you like guns, is that true?

16. What's your favorite firearm?

17. Do you compete at all?

18. Do you have to have rifles specially made to accommodate your ... left-handedness?

19. Who do you respect most in the world of Martial arts?

20. Any last words for everyone?

 

[Lisa]

1. How did you hear about MartialTalk.com?

Acually I stumbled across the forum accidentally a few years back

2. How long have you been a member here?

Almost three years, I think.

3. How do you manage your transformation into Mr. Chew and does the gender transformation hurt?

I take the blue pill! :lfao:

4. What's it like being an illustrious staff member of MartialTalk.com?

Is illustrious the same as "stupid enough to take the job" Bob says it is.

5. Do you enjoy volunteering in general, or are you dedicated to a few causes and what would those be?

Volunteer a lot of time with the rifle club. Enjoy it very much. It is giving back to things I enjoy.

6. What's it like supervising a volunteer staff of such varietal styles?

Supervise? No, more like take the blame for things!

7. Dr. Deneka, you appear cute yet vicious and there have been rumors as to your ferocity. What have you to say about this?

Never believe rumors. I am as sweet as they come.

8. How does having Mr. Chew as another personality affect your rifle training?

He stays quiet. I give him cookies.

9. Describe your training regimine.

At least twice a week.

10. What's your favorite food?

Perogies. Love them. Never get enough of them.

11. How old are you?

On a good day, early thirties. On a bad...60.

12. Is there a Mr. Deneka?

Yup. Fantastic man. Crazy enough to fall in love with me.

13. There have been rumors about Tom Cruise trying to recruit you to scientology. Your response?

Chew took care of...I mean...don't know what you are talking about.

14. Have you ever thought about the space program?

The one thing I have always wanted to do is see the world from space.

15. I've read that you like guns, is that true?

uh huh

16. What's your favorite firearm?

My very pretty Feinwerkbau air rifle.

17. Do you compete at all?

Every chance I get

18. Do you have to have rifles specially made to accommodate your ... left-handedness?

Yes, funny story though. Left handed rifles are more expensive. However, I realised last month that truly I didn't need one as I cocked the gun with my right hand! I could have easily bought a used gun and switched the grip! :lfao:

19. Who do you respect most in the world of Martial arts?

Elvis. It's one thing me and chew agree on.

20. Any last words for everyone?

Everyone needs to know that Chew is a good puppy, he is just misunderstood. Kinda like me!

 

[Xue Sheng]

I am no member, I am but a figment of they frightening imagination of she-whos-fault-it-is.

Interesting

But not exactly sure if this is just a ploy to get me out of my bunker so I am staying put....

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME MR CHEW!!!!

 

[morph4me]

Interesting

But not exactly sure if this is just a ploy to get me out of my bunker so I am staying put....

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME MR CHEW!!!!

He has a rifle, he doesn't need to get you out of your bunker, just stick your head up a little, be very careful, especially if you see a little red dot anywhere near you

 

[exile]

OK, here's my question. I haven't wanted to push this, but folks, we need an answer to this question... you all know that, even if you don't want to face it...

Mr. Chew...

how many people have you actually bitten??

...and...

...do you ever feel.... well, bad about it?

 

[Lisa]

OK, here's my question. I haven't wanted to push this, but folks, we need an answer to this question... you all know that, even if you don't want to face it...

Mr. Chew...

how many people have you actually bitten??

What are you talking about, I am a good puppy... just misunderstood. :angel:

...and...

...do you ever feel.... well, bad about it?

Define, feel bad?

 

[exile]

OK, here's my question. I haven't wanted to push this, but folks, we need an answer to this question... you all know that, even if you don't want to face it...

Mr. Chew...

What are you talking about, I am a good puppy... just misunderstood. :angel:

Whoa, boy, hey, no argument... yes, you are a GOOD puppy... I know that , we know that, lemme just get up on this here table, good boy, absolutely! Hey, not a big deal, it's cool! Ooooh, look out there, isn't that a squirrel or something in your yard?....

...and...



Define, feel bad?

Well... like, just in case you ever, by accident, wound up nicking someone's leg, say... you know, completely accidentally, because they were clumsy or something, getting in your way, and you, ah, drew a little blood, whatever... did it ever, mmm, bother you? I mean, make you feel sad that you might have openned a vein, or a femoral artery, with those shark fangs that I keep seeing in Lisa's avatar pictures of you... ? No, really, this table isn't a good place for you, wouldn't you be happier chasing that squirrel outside... please????

 

[Lisa]

Femoral arteries are fun. They make a psshhht psshhht sound when you....umm....

ahh...what were we talking about...yeah, squirrels are fun. I chase them all the time.

Why are you on the other side of the table? :angel:

 

[exile]

Femoral arteries are fun. They make a psshhht psshhht sound when you....umm....

ahh...what were we talking about...yeah, squirrels are fun. I chase them all the time.

Why are you on the other side of the table? :angel:

Uhhh... no reason! No reason at all! Maybe... maybe you want to chase one of those squirrels you mentioned right now! I sure would, if I were a good fun-loving doggy with Mako shark fangs... uh, forget that last bit, but [LISA!!! Help me here!]... shall we go outside and chase those rotten squirrels? You go on, Chew, I'll just stay here and help Lisa and everyone... clean up... or vaccuum...do the dishes... whatever... you just go outside... good boy...

 

[Lisa]

Uhhh... no reason! No reason at all! Maybe... maybe you want to chase one of those squirrels you mentioned right now! I sure would, if I were a good fun-loving doggy with Mako shark fangs... uh, forget that last bit, but [LISA!!! Help me here!]... shall we go outside and chase those rotten squirrels? You go on, Chew, I'll just stay here and help Lisa and everyone... clean up... or vaccuum...do the dishes... whatever... you just go outside... good boy...

Lisa is sleeping and it is raining outside. How about we play tag? :EG:

 

[Kreth]

Kreth too, he has some mighty fine recipes.

And Chew hasn't even tried my brandy/feta steak recipe...

 

[Lisa]

And Chew hasn't even tried my brandy/feta steak recipe...

and one may find that recipe in Kreth's Korner when exactly?