"Distort my wish" game.

[bookworm_cn317]

*-AhOoooooga-* For some strange reason you find yourself in a Chinese restaurant eating a delicious dinner.

I wish I was fluent in a second language.

I figured I was gonna get a saber-toothed kitty(that's what happened in another forum I go to--they're playing this game, too!), but what canya do?

*POOF* You can now speak another language. Unfortunately, that language is ancient Incan and NOBODY can understand you. Looks like you're doomed to a lifetime of isolation.

I wish it was Spring.

 

[Ceicei]

I wish it was Spring.

**WWWWooooooeeEEEEEEoooooo** Spprrrooooinnnngggg....

Now you have a giant-sized metal spring surrounding you. Have fun jumping on the top!

I wish for a pair of new snow boots.

 

[terryl965]

Now you have a new pair of snow boot with nothing but holes in them CONGRATS

I wish I had a whopper

 

[LuzRD]

DONE!!!!
you can have a whopper (made your way no less), but you have to mud wrestle rosie odonnell to get it

i wish winter was warm and snow was made of chocolate chip cookies

 

[thardey]

DONE!!!!
you can have a whopper (made your way no less), but you have to mud wrestle rosie odonnell to get it

i wish winter was warm and snow was made of chocolate chip cookies

Winter is now warm, but summer is cold, but never cold enough to snow. If it does snow, there's no milk to dip the cookies in.

I wish I could fly like Superman

 

[terryl965]

Ok you can fly like Superman but the sky is made of kypton

I wish I was skinney again

 

[bookworm_cn317]

Ok you can fly like Superman but the sky is made of kypton

I wish I was skinney again

*POOF* You're skinny--so skinny, in fact, that you have turned into a stick figure. You don't even have muscles! Have a nice day, stick-boy!

I wish I wasn't such a slacker when it comes to working out.

 

[jamz]

*POOF* You're skinny--so skinny, in fact, that you have turned into a stick figure. You don't even have muscles! Have a nice day, stick-boy!

I wish I wasn't such a slacker when it comes to working out.

*SHAZAM!* You aren't a slacker when it comes to working out, you're a slacker when it comes to work! After losing your job, you have loads of time to work out as you starve.

I wish I had a decent movie to watch tonight.

 

[LuzRD]

ALA PEANUTBUTTER SANDWICHES!!! :: poof ::

you now have a decent movie to watch tonight but its been dubbed in pig latin by steven wright and ben stein (steven for the male characters, and ben for the female characters)

i wish blackholes were plaid, and the reason the was no escape from their event horizon was cuz they were so dang funky! ::does a funkdafied physics dance::

 

[ejaazi]

Pow! Your wish is granted, but now you suffer from vertigo and constantly throw up your lunch.


I wish that I was in the Matrix and could dodge bullets.

 

[crushing]

Badda-bing! You find yourself in a Toyota Matrix, you find you are able to dodge bullets, but you can't Dodge Rams.

I wish my laptop computer's battery lasted longer, it's about to die already.

 

[terryl965]

Your laptop Battery will last forever but the hard drives will never work again

I want a snicker bar

 

[shudokan-RN]

poof, you're in a bar, and everyone is snickering because your fly is undone


I wish I had a maid

 

[grydth]

poof, you're in a bar, and everyone is snickering because your fly is undone


I wish I had a maid

You do - Lucretia Borgia. Notice anything odd about dinner?

I wish I, and not my wife, ruled the roost.

 

[grydth]

Your laptop Battery will last forever but the hard drives will never work again

I want a snicker bar

You have a snickers bar, but no matter how hard you try you can't get the wrapper open.

I wish I had a chocolate sundae.

 

[grydth]

POOF!

You're an eagle feather that falls off the wing at 30,000 feet.

I'd like to see my most hated political figures suffering in the deepest, darkest pit.

No problemo!

It's now February 2009...... Hellary is president.......and the deepest darkist pit is called the USA (Vincent Price laughter)

I wish all the Bushes and Klintons were fire hydrants.

 

[Kacey]

I wish all the Bushes and Klintons were fire hydrants.

Poof! Your wish is granted. Your house catches fire... sadly, the above-mentioned hydrants spout hot air, not cold water... your house burns down.

I wish my damp, muddy dog gets clean.

 

[grydth]

Poof! Your wish is granted. Your house catches fire... sadly, the above-mentioned hydrants spout hot air, not cold water... your house burns down.

I wish my damp, muddy dog gets clean.

Poof - he gets air dried from one of the hydrants.... hot air....

This job is soooooooo me. I wish I really had it!

 

[Ceicei]

This job is soooooooo me. I wish I really had it!

You've now become a chore, and everyone wants to get away from you...

I wish fireworks are legal all year round.

 

[thardey]

You've now become a chore, and everyone wants to get away from you...

I wish fireworks are legal all year round.

Okay, but only between the hours of 10:00pm and 5:00 a.m.

I wish I could come up with a good wish