Of course, the voice of the sane says "This is dangerous and must be stopped PRONTO!! No Starbucks for me until they stand up to the gun nuts and say NO. I am tired of MY Liberty being trampled on my these nutjobs who don't care about anybody but their own God-damned selves. I have a right to go for a cup of joe without worrying about being shot at!"
Because, you know, there have been so many shootings at Starbucks. I know the last time I was in there, 3 people were killed by the sugar table. The Barista was wearing kevlar flak jacket, bravely pulling shots while the shrapnel flew. I got out of there with only a minor leg wound, but Smitty....*Sniff*, Smitty hed *sob* didn't make it. Took a 45 slug to the temple right as he took his first sip. The bastid didn't even get to enjoy his burnt bean juice.
OH GOD!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!! ALL HE WANTED WAS A CUP OF JOE!!!!!
Oh wait. That only happens in the pee soaked fear addled minds of the panicked anti gun liberal nutter.
Because, you know, there have been so many shootings at Starbucks. I know the last time I was in there, 3 people were killed by the sugar table. The Barista was wearing kevlar flak jacket, bravely pulling shots while the shrapnel flew. I got out of there with only a minor leg wound, but Smitty....*Sniff*, Smitty hed *sob* didn't make it. Took a 45 slug to the temple right as he took his first sip. The bastid didn't even get to enjoy his burnt bean juice.
OH GOD!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!! ALL HE WANTED WAS A CUP OF JOE!!!!!
Oh wait. That only happens in the pee soaked fear addled minds of the panicked anti gun liberal nutter.