Pardon me, sir, but that pesky bit of uproar some years back is more properly referred to as The War of Northern Aggression. Did I not have it on good authority that you are indeed a learned gentleman, and therefore the term clearly the result of error or misguided, perhaps, even intemperate speech, I might find it necessary to invite you to settle the issue upon the Field of Honor.
Oh, goody, a maybe proposed duel! I love duels.